منتدى بريدة - What WOMEN wants

Age 16:

1. Cute.
2. Has a car.
3. Likes me.

Age 21:

1. Handsome.
2. Charming and polite.
3. Financially successful.
4. Caring and sympathetic.
5. Witty.
6. Athletic.
7. Stylish dresser.
8. Appreciates finer things in life.
9. Full of thoughtful surprises.
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

Age 32:

1. Decent looking, preferably with hair.
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs.
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner.
4. Laughs at my jokes.
5. Carries bags of groceries with ease.
6. Owns at least one suit.
7. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal.
8. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries.
9. Wants romance at least once a week.
10. Bathes.

Age 40:

1. Not too ugly, balding is OK.
2. Steady job.
3. Takes me out to dinner occasionally.
4. Nods head when I'm talking.
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes.
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture.
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach.
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids.
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down.
10. Shaves most weekends.

Age 55:

1. Keeps nose and ear hair trimmed.
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public.
3. Has at least a little money saved.
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting.
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times.
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends.
7. Usually wears matching socks and fairly clean underwear.
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner.
9. Usually remembers names.
10. Shaves occasionally.

Age 65:

1. Doesn't scare small children.
2. Remembers where bathroom is.
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep.
4. Does not snore too loudly.
5. Remembers why he's laughing.
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself.
7. Usually wears some clothes.
8. Remembers where he left his teeth.
10. Remembers who I am.

Age 75:

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet