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I have got a story closer to be a joke . A teacher told me it when I was in England


It is known in UK that the English people are aggressive where the Irish are dumb and the Scotish are stingy


Here we go :

Three people we working in a building and they reached the fourth floor . When it was lunch time the English man opened his sandwish he saw cheese in it so he went mad and said I have been working 20 years and everyday I had a cheese sandwish for lunch . Tomorrow if I have a cheese sanwish I will throw myself from the fourth floor , he added . The Scotish said the same and the Irish too

The day after when it was lunch time the English man found a cheese sandwish so he throw his self and died . The scotish did the same as the Irish did

after the conslation the three wifes of the three deed people were talking about their husbands . The English man's wife said I wish if he just told me that he felt sick of an everyday cheese sandwish or if he told me to varify food for him . The Scotish man's wife said the same but what did the Irish man's wife say ?

she said that the thing that I cant stand is that he was always making his sandwish HIMSELF:3:






Sorry for writing too long but I hope you like it