Ring, ring, ring
Hello, who is it?  
Is your phone number 3498732?  
No.  
So, why do you pick up the phone? 
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Who was that on the phone?  
Oh, just a woman saying it was long distance from China. But I told her I already knew that! 
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What is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?  
When they're not home!