[l]A blonde goes out to her mail box, looks in, closes the door and goes back into her house. 
A few minutes later she comes out, goes to her mail box, looks in, closes the door and goes back into her house. 
She repeats this process several times before a neighbour, who has been watching her, says to her, "You must be expecting a very important letter or package today." 
The blonde answers, "No, I'm working on my computer and it keeps telling me that I have mail." 
Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". 
Student: I is... 
Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am..." 
Student: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? 
Student: Big hands!
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